2012 complementary end of year awards 1/2

Oh hey there, haven't blogged in a while and I'm not sure why because I actually find myself very entertaining and I hope you will too. It seems as if at the end of the year everybody gets a kick out of reflecting whilst handing out bogus awards. I will not differ myself from others as I offer you my take on the year that has just passed us by.

Album of the year: Alt J - An Awesome Wave

The début album from the alternative band from Leeds turned out to be the surprise package of the year. Although I wasn't overly fond of the vocals or the absurd lyric "Triangles are my favourite shape etc etc" it was instrumentally perfect on every level and the album had me hooked on that premise alone. For me, it proved that not only is good music still out there in the charts, there are still bands willing to create new sounds and trying different things because let's be honest with here, its what the music industry sorely lacks right now. 

The band won the Mercury music prize and have been compared to the likes of Pink Floyd and also Radiohead. I would say that An Awesome Wave certainly contends with Pablo Honey but if Alt-J can match The Bends then they will certainly be on the map. But good luck guys, seriously all the best. 

Runners up: Enter Shikari - Flash flood of colour, Jake Bugg - Jake Bugg, Muse - The 2nd Law 

Single of the year: Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks

Yet more brilliant artists from Iceland following the likes of Bjork...Sigur Ros..and that band Bjork was in. Of Monsters of Men really made an impression on me and Little talks was a large reason for that. Little Talks was a huge commercial success scoring top 5 in the 5 different countries including Italy, Germany and of course Iceland. I just found myself listening to it a lot and this is something that will continue in the forthcoming years for me. 

Runners up: Plan B - Ill Manors, The Shins - Simple Song, David Byrne and St Vincent - Who and Black Keys - Little Black Submarines. 

Newcomer of the year: Jake Bugg

I've never heard of this dude a year ago. His début album of the same name went straight to number one in the UK Charts and rightly so. Bugg was swiftly compared to the likes of Bob Dylan and Noel Gallagher and although I find these comparisons slightly unjust, the self titled album is evidence that there are better things to come for this 18 year old singers/ongwriter. 

It will be important to see where he goes from here in terms of his song-writing  His album was a so called "coming of age" album in respect to his experiences and I fear that if he doesn't mature as a songwriter then he will fade into obscurity. I mean, he'll be at least 20 when he releases his next album so surely he should be creating songs about bills and bank accounts? Nevertheless it will be interesting to see where he goes from here and seeing if he can keep his promise by "keeping that X-Factor shit out of the charts"

Disappointing album of the year: The Killers - Battleborn

So me and my girlfriend are enjoying a quite night in and we both agree that we should listen to the new Killers albums, we're both fans so what do we have to lose? We thought we would get something between Hot Fuss and  Day and Age but what we were treated to was something not quite as good as either. 

Battleborn was an album full of fantastic vocals by Brandon Flowers, some great tones and melodies but that's about it. It wasn't engaging whatsoever, it lacked emphasis on the rest of the band and it was essentially an album full of fillers so to speak. It lacked tunes and generally personality, which is harsh because I love The Killers. They're still a fantastic band but Brandon probably should have refrained from releasing the solo album, especially when it is considerably better than the latest offering. I'll probably still see them at Wembley next year, however but I'll probably be there for Sam's Town, like everyone else.

Film of the year: The Avengers

I wont lie, 2012 for me has been a year of discovering classic films as opposed to watching more recent films  and I'm still yet to see Skyfall, The Hobbit and Django Unchained but for me this year the Avengers (Assembled if you're from the UK) has been the film I have enjoyed most this year. 

The film has great Action, dialogue, a fantastic villain accompanied by a fantastic cast and became the 3rd highest grossing film ever. It proved that Comic book films don't need to be edgy any more to be taken seriously and there were just no dull moments in the film, which is a rarity because even in the case of my favourite films of all time there are always the odd boring moments. 

Runners up: The Dark Knight Rises, The Amazing Spiderman, The Master. 

I'll be posting part 2 when I have time or when I can be bothered. Categories include "TV Series of the year", "Hero of the year" & "Shithead of the year". You wouldn't want to miss that. 

Song of the week

I apolagise for those of you who have missed my Blogs, I have been rather busy fixing my life and making it excellent again. So I'll keep this one a brief one and return with something glorious. I saw the movie Leon last week and I genuinely thought it was one of the most enticing films I have ever watched. I couldn't keep my eyes off it and I would recommend it to anybody. As for now, I will leave you with one of the songs lifted from the soundtrack and return with a new song every week for you. This is Bjork.

Why I love R.E.M.

It's no secret that R.E.M. are one of my favourite bands. Like many other bands their music has flaws & it doesn't really appeal to everybody but I have loved them for years which is something that is not about change anytime soon. After 30 years of being a band its hard not to admire them but people really underestimate their influence and R.E.M. as a band in general especially since they have influenced the likes of Radiohead, Sonic Youth & Nirvana.

R.E.M. were the first real band I got into growing up. I was about 13 when I heard Man on the Moon and things just progressed from there. My friends at the time were into artists such as Akon, Sean Paul and The Black eye peas so it was certainly worth getting the shit ripped out of me for listening to R.E.M. as my friends couldn't quite comprehend the "gibberish" that Micheal Stipe dared call lyrics. At times I can barely understand it myself but if you listen to "E-Bow the letter" you'll understand where I'm coming from. Weird lyrics aside, R.E.M. were the kings of the American alternative music scene  and became pretty successful for what some considered to be a "College band".

R.E.M. went on to become a mainstream success with such songs as "Everybody hurts", "Losing my religion" and "Shiny Happy people". People still remember these songs but they weren't all R.E.M. had to offer as a band. They recorded politically orientated singles like "Orange Crush" which concerned the Vietnam war. R.E.M. have also dabbled in a heavier form of alternative music with the album "Monster". As well as the many anthems and ballads they have produced its indisputable that R.E.M. are versatile.

In the 30 years they spent as a band they managed to produce 15 albums, 7  of which were number one albums in the UK, 4 live albums and have made 3 Greatest hits albums. Out of all of them I have hand selected 3 songs I have listened to a of lot lately. Enjoy my friends!

R.E.M. - Uberlin 

Uberlin was one of the bands last singles before they split up. It features Aaron Johnson of Kick ass & Nowhere boy acting like a dickhead for four minutes. It's not my favourite song but its still rather significant in terms the timeline of the band.

R.E.M. - The One I love

What I love about the song is the simplicity of the lyrics in contrast to the fantastic instrumental in this guitar heavy anthem. I would love to be able to play this on the guitar and that's not to say it would be an easy song to sing either, because its not. 

R.E.M. - The Sidewinder sleeps tonite 

I would say everybody misinterprets the lyrics in this song. It's fucking weird man but I fucking love it. The hook is fantastic and its one of those pop songs you don't mind having in your head for a while. 

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A Brief introduction to The Doors

The Doors
Vocals - Jim Morrison 
Piano & keyboard - Ray Manzerak 
Guitar & vocals - Robbie Krieger 
Drums & percussion - John Densmore 

The Doors were the quintessential 60s rock-band. At a time when British music was dominating the charts with such bands as The Beatles, The Who, The Kinks and The Stones the Americans answered with The Doors who would offer something entirely different to the mix. The Doors were aggressive, raunchy, controversial, unpredictable and completely versatile. Not that other bands weren't but that Doors had all of that and were enigmatic in the process. 

I've only been a Doors fan for 5 years or so. I invited myself round my friends house once during "Film time" which meant I had to sit, shut up and watch the film...I had great friends. The film was Oliver Stone's "The Doors" which featured Val Kilmer who was essentially a Carbon copy of Jim Morrison and I really enjoyed it as I knew that if this portrayal was accurate then The Doors were obviously an incredible band. I was not wrong either. I remember hating the name "The Doors" because I generally thought it was an idiotic name but then I found out the origin of the name which was lifted from the William Blake quote "If the Doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite". So needless to say I was the one who felt the idiot after finding this out. Jim Morrison 1 Kelsey 0.

The first album I listened to of theirs was their debut self titled album "The Doors" and I loved it. I was literally in aw at the amazing songs included on the album, songs that I had heard before and could never put my finger on it. Sounds that literally griped me like a warm hand (Excuse the relevant pun) and they inspired and motivated me. "The End" is 11 minutes of atmospheric, poetic musical brilliance and is a certain recommendation for anybody who is not familiar with The Doors. "End of the night" is perfect after a drunken night out when you come home and reflect on the night you had however brilliant/crap.

Strange Days is arguably their second best album along with LA Woman which was released shortly after the death of Jim Morrison. The Soft Parade was arguably The Door's worst album in their 8 years of being a complete quadruple but it still performed fantastically commercially which was symbolic for the disintegration of Jim Morrison as he surrounded himself with controversy (See Miami indecent and the New Haven indecent).

Jim Morrison was arguably the major selling point of The Doors. He was artistic, charismatic, good looking, creative and most importantly Poetic which was evident in his lyrics and the album "The American Poet". Jim Morrison was not the most important member of the band however as everyone of them had contributed in some way. Ray Manzaerak the pianist had helped provide a very particular sound that helped distinguish the band from most guitar orientated bands. Robby Krieger was an incredibly gifted guitar player but he could also write music. He wrote "Touch me" and "Light my fire" which is arguably The Most famous Doors song there is.

The Doors were incredibly important to American music, The sixties and Rock as a genre. So if I haven't sold you The Doors yet maybe this song will:

Some Doors Trivia for you:

• Jim Morrison was the first rock artist to be arrested on stage during a performance
• The Band have sold over 100 Million albums worldwide
• "Light my fire" was almost never released as a single as it lasts 7 minutes in total. The song was then edited down to create a 4 minute version which allowed for it to be aired on the radio.
• The Doors were banned from The Ed Sullivan show. When performing Light my fire Jim Morrison refused to change the lyrics from "Higher" to "Better" as it conflicted with the bands artistic views. 
• Johnny Depp narrates the 2010 documentary "When you're strange" about The Door's time as a band.
• Jim Morrison referred to himself as "Mr Mojo Risin" which is an anagram of  "Jim Morrison" 
• The Doors entered the Rock & Roll hall of fame in 1993

Coming soon: The top ten songs of The Doors. 

Here are some great films I don't rate

Apart from music and radio the other genuine passion I have in life is film. I'm the type of person who would disregard a Saturday night out on the town in order to stay in and watch a movie. That may be a testament to my somewhat boring personality but the fact still remains, I just fucking love films. Classic films mostly though, I like to watch a film that has been around for years and kind of challenge it in my own mind and every now and then I'll give a new film a try although many of them let me down. This is what motivated me to write this blog entry, you see many'o times I have been let down by films in the sense that they don't live up to expectations or I find that they are all hype. An example of this would be Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" which I thought at the time would be a thrilling horror about a crazed machine in space, what I got was hour long surreal cinematic sequences. Although I would never include that film in my list because it was a complete game changer, it still proves my point. Films can let you down despite the hype, and the following have let me down in the past and certainly did not live up to my expectations.

Beetlejuice 
I like Tim Burton, I enjoy his films and it took me a while to get round to watch what was called by many "His finest work" but when I ended up watching it I thought was a pile of shit. I enjoyed the zany humour,  the complete sense of surrealism throughout the film and and younger, thinner Alec Baldwin but to me it seemed like it was trying too hard to be "out there". Despite this it is arguably Tim's most creative film to date  but it just wasn't for me.

Ice Age
Everybody loves Raymond, but I don't like him in this film. I don't enjoy the Ice Age franchise and to this day I can't really understand why. Its your standard animated family film and I like most films in its genre but just not this one. I felt the squirrel detracted from the main story too much that it became more annoying than funny. The only good thing about the film is the fact that everybody knows somebody that looks like Sid the Sloth (pictured above) and it can fill you with endless hours of entertainment.

Signs
I love a good film about Alien invasions and I also like M.Night Shyamalan films but I hated this film with a passion. It had a slow build up, which I don't mind as long as there is some kind of climax towards the end of the film but there wasn't. Turns out the Alien didn't like water, The End. I thought it was a genuine insult to films from the same genre and I really felt that M.Night should have took a second glimpse at Mel Gibson's original script, which was essentially the same thing just with Jews instead of visitors.

Apocalypse Now
Francis Ford Coppala is a fantastic director, Marlon Brando and Martin Sheen were both brilliant so what's the problem here? Not a lot really but I just felt like the film was really long winded especially after such a strong start. I didn't feel that the end result was worth the length of the film. This is the case with a lot of films.

The Birds
So you're going to shred an Alfred Hitchcock film are you? Yes I am. I paid a fair amount for this classic film and I was thoroughly disappointed. I can appreciate how innovative the techniques used were back in the 1960s but the overall story-line/lack of story-line left me completely bewildered. It made me wonder how such a poor film became so iconic and if you think about it Birds aren't really that great of an antagonist for a film are they?

Nightmare before Christmas
Tim Burton fans are really going to hate me after this but I must stress at this point that I do in fact like Tim Burton and his films, I just didn't like BeetleJuice and this film right here. I found one song to be rather catchy  but overall that was about it. The story failed to hook me in and I just generally wasn't interested.  I don't think its the worst film ever made, I can see why people like it. It just did not appeal to me.

Superbad
Again, I can see why people may like this I just don't see how it lives up to its hype. All I heard consistently was "You have to see Superbad man!" and I saw it and I barely chuckled which is a bad thing because it doesn't take much to make me laugh. My interpretation of the film was that it was just Micheal Cera being awkward (Surprise) and Jonah Hill was swearing a lot for about 90 minutes. It's certainly worth a £1.50 buy from Play.com  to add to your collection but its not worthy of any top ten list, says this observer.

Reservoir Dogs
Again, I like Quentin Tarantino and I like both Steve Buscemi and Tim Roth but there was just something missing...Oh yeah! Like real suspense. It just didn't engage me and I'm admittedly easily reeled in. Like the other day parent was watching "Cash in the attic" and I just thought to myself "Boy this would be a real treat" and I genuinely sat down and watched the entire programme. Not to say that this film doesn't top Cash in the attic but it just didn't grip me like it has so many other people.

I'm not going to be using my blog for the next couple of weeks in fear of vengeful Tim Burton fans but if you like you can tweet me as always. Coming soon: a list of films I actually like. 

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The Best of the Beatles...Post Beatles

"I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me". This is from The John Lennon song "God" in which John Lennon denounces his faith in everything, except himself. Yoko & himself. The quote however essentially announces his intention to distance himself from The Beatles furthermore. Obviously there was never to be a Beatles reformation with the original line of the Fab four but the music that they had made Post Beatles was spectacular and Beatles fans tend not to appreciate what fantastic music they created individually. So what's happening is, I'm going to show you some of my personal favourites from the Post Beatles era in the hope that you can appreciate that the end of the Beatles really wasn't the extent of their talent.

John Lennon - Jealous Guy
I thought starting at perhaps the most famous Beatle was too easy but fuck it. Jealous Guy is universally relatable, whether you're man or woman, whether you've been in a relationship or you're just a creepy onlooker waiting for the day that you'll finally pluck up the courage to talk to someone you like its just easy to relate to this song because everybody gets jealous at one point in their lives. "Imagine" is considered to be the highlight of John Lennon's solo career but this song begs to differ.

George Harrison - I'd have you anytime
I loved this song the second I heard it. It's perfect for those who are in a relationship or are aspiring to be in one. It's a very romantic song and this is coming from somebody who is romantically crippled. I love the Country music vibe it gives off randomly and I just really love the album "All things must pass" altogether because its just such a complete album from start to finish. There are no dull moments and arguably his finest solo work

Paul McCartney & Wings
I can never understand why this song is the highlight for me off the entire Band on the Run album but it is. It's one of those songs that stick to you and you can't even comprehend why. It;s a fantastic song to listen to at night. Give it a try.

John Lennon - How do you sleep?
An incredibly angry and hostile single from such a humble human being. This song, if you didn't know was written about Paul McCartney following the break up of the Beatles as it showed an angsty side to John Lennon we had never seen before. In the original recording he even went as far as to say "How do you sleep ya cont?" which if you didn't know was Liverpublian for "Cunt". Proving yet again that John Lennon could write a great song about any emotion.

Paul McCartney - Here today
From an incredibly angry John Lennon to the other side of the spectrum. Paul McCartney sings about his love for John Lennon after he was murdered in 1980. It's very touching from the perspective of a Beatles fan and especially if you are aware its about John Lennon. Take John out of the equation and its still a very moving song but the fact its about John Lennon makes it more Bittersweet.

More Great songs: 
John Lennon - Instant Karma
John Lennon - Imagine
John Lennon - Oh my love
John Lennon - Just like starting over
Paul McCartney - Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Paul McCartney - Maybe I'm amazed
Wings - Jet
The Travelling Wilburys - Handle with care
George Harrison - Isn't it a pity
George Harrison - My Sweet Lord
Ringo Starr - It don't come easy

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My Top Ten songs...ever.

In no particular order the following ten songs are essentially my favorite songs ever. They may not be the best songs ever written, I don't even feel that most of them deserve that title but they mean a lot to me personally. They remind me of times and moments in my life that became integral to the person I turned out to be. According to my I-Pod I had listened to this collection of songs over 2000 times since I've owned an I-Pod which is remarkable, even for me because I didn't even know I listened to music that much. So if you have a wee bit'o time on your hands have a scroll down and enjoy the music and hopefully you may empathize with my admittedly strange musical preference:

Radiohead - Let Down
I love this song more than words will ever permit me to say. At one point in my life I had to physically refrain from listening to it because I was in such a shitty place and I knew that it would leave me in tears. I can wave goodbye to whatever masculinity I had prior to that last sentence but I'm not too concerned because this song is beautiful. These are facts.

Radiohead - Knives out
This song isn't even Radiohead's finest work. It featured on possibly their worst album and it's a song about cannibalism. Who can relate to that? Apparently I can although I've never eaten anybody in my life..yet. The music video is directed by Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind) who is a fantastic directer but not only that, what I love about this song is Johnny Greenwood's almost distorted Guitar riff which eventually becomes the focal point of the song. I could listen to it for days and never get bored

Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
I heard this song at a very strange time in my life. I was literally in Limbo, in the sense that I was neither happy or sad and then this song came along and reflected that. It's very somber in its message but very uplifting in its musical content. It's no secret I love the Piano and this song emphasizes that.
"So can you understand why I want a daughter while I'm still young. I want to hold her hand and show her some beauty before this damage is done. But if its too much to ask then send me a son". These are very agreeable and relevant lyrics. The video was also directed by Spike Jonze (Being John Malkovich) who is incredibly talented.

R.E.M. - Nightswimming
This is another Piano orientated tune that I simply am in love with. The riff is irresistible and It's one of those songs you can never skip when it comes on shuffle. It's a song about skinny dipping and teenage adolescence, one that I can not really relate to but a man can dream. A man can dream.

The Beatles - And I love her (Take two)
This was the first Beatles song I ever heard. It came free with a Packard bell MP3 player I received for Christmas almost ten years ago. The Guitar Solo simply astounds me and ten years later it still does. I prefer it to the original version and I can't quite understand why it isn't the original version.

The Doors - People are strange
"Women are wicked, when you're alone" This is a lyric you can relate to if you've been single for 2 and a half years. Although that point in my life is almost over I will always be able to relate to this song in one way or another. Jim Morrison's unique and genuine voice creates an amazing atmosphere as you can genuinely believe what he is singing about to be true.

The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony 
This is the ultimate walking song, for obvious reasons I may add. The Verve were one of the first real musicians I became interested in at a young age as I transcended from a little dickhead listening to my local commercial radio station to the more open minded, musically inclined man you're reading from now. It's very symbolic in that sense from a personal perspective. Yeah the song may have been lifted from The Andrew Oldham Orchestra's cover of The Rolling stones "Last time" and yes its now becoming a commercial ploy for ITV Football but fuck, it's still such a brilliant song and very symbolic of the 90s British music scene.

Tom Waits - Goin out West

Okay this song is lifted from The Fight club soundtrack but that isn't why I like it. The way I interpret the song is that Tom is very aware of his own shortcomings, but hes essentially saying "Fuck it, here are some reasons why I am a winner". It's very positive in that sense and its almost empowering.
"My friends think I'm ugly, I've got a masculine face" pretty much emphasizes the point I am making. The guitar riff is insanely brilliant and Tom's voice is raw and extremely powerful. It's a manly song for those who are very conscious of their own faults.

The Pixies - Where is my mind?
Ahh shucks, another song from Fight Club. This song is just a brilliant piece of song writing from such an unappreciated and underrated band. If it wasn't for songs like this then there would never have been a Nirvana. That was a bold statement I agree but the song in general is a bold statement in itself. Remove Fight club from the equation and what do you have? A song about somebody losing their mind and literally singing about nonsense which is accompanied by a brutally awesome guitar riff.

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody 
Unlike the other songs prior to this, I can honestly say that I think that this is one of the best songs ever written. It's indescribable. So much so that I refuse to add superlatives to this song because nothing I say will ever do it justice. It just appeals to me on so many levels, plus I can sing every Freddy bit on Karaoke. Beat that.

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Scrubs: The music

If you were to ask me what the most underrated show on Television is, it's easily Scrubs. Sure it's very successful especially amongst teenagers but it's very unappreciated in my books. It can make you laugh, cry and feel empathy for characters you can never relate to, like a Janitor for instance. One of the shows many unique selling points is its use of soundtrack. The soundtrack is compiled by the Show's star Zach Braff & it's creator Bill Lawrence and usually features during the conclusion of an episode or on some occasions towards the beginning to introduce the show.
They feature during pivotal moments which will inevitably alter the way you perceive both the scene and the song itself. The music itself tends to be brilliant, a stroke of genius almost. Anyhow, here are a couple of my favourites.

The Shins - New Slang: Episode 13, Series 1. 
It's no secret I love The Shins and its Scrubs I have to thank for that. I heard it first on the show and I fell in love with it. It's fantastic and acoustically driven  and reminiscent of Jose Gonzalez's version of "Heartbeart" only arguably better.

The Fray - How to save a life : Episode 20, Series 5
It's a pop song but a fairly special pop song. There will never be a better use of this song and if you watch this episode in full and feel nothing, you'd have to be some kind of android. As a viewer it's hard to make me cry, but this has come close I can admit that.

Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love? : Episode 15, Series 1
I loved this song long before I ever watched Scrubs but I sincerely love the way they've used the song to add to the scene. I couldn't picture the scene without it.

R.E.M. - Half a world away : Episode 12, Series 6
I've always been a fan of R.E.M. as they were literally the first real band I got into growing up. I had never heard this song before but I knew the second I heard Michael Stipe's crisp voice that it was R.E.M. and that I would end up falling in love with the song. And finally..

The Cast of Scrubs - Guy love: Episode 6, Series 6
I know all the words to this song. It's not gay. You're gay!

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My Summer Playlist

This is the old man in me talking here, but there are few things I enjoy more than sitting in the backgarden in the sun listening to some music. Every year I devise a wonderful playlist which decides what I listen to in my leisure time, where the glorious sun is shining & I can put in my earphones to drown out the sound of my terrible neighbours.
The playlist is essentially my own personal soundtrack to my summer and these are the songs I will be listening to.

The Pixies - Here comes your man
I love this song because of its awesome surf guitar riff, zany lyrics & just the general feel of it. It may remind you of 500 days of Summer but not this guy. I remember being 16 and riding my bike through town in the sunshine and not giving a flying fuck if I get anyone's way.

The Shins - Australia 
I heard this song during a pretty shitty time in my life. I was failing 6th form and I was dealing with a break up but this song made me happy during what are arguably the worst time in my life. I doubt it will have that effect on many other people, but this song reminds me of nothing but optimism.

Arcade fire - Sprawl ii (Mountains beyond mountains)
I didn't really think much of this song since I first heard The Suburbs two years ago but this song has since grown on me. If you listen to it in the sunshine you can see why I have included it in my Summer playlist. It's perfectly upbeat and should have been an anthem if there was any justice in the world.

Bill Withers - Lovely Day
I defy you to not thoroughly enjoy this song. I also challenge you not to sing the prolonged "Lovely daaaaaay" in the chorus. It must be one of the unwritten rules of music to sing along at that particular part of the song. Pointless jokes aside I really enjoy this song because it's song writing in its most purest form. It may have been covered and sampled more times than I can count but you can always enjoy this version's authenticity.

The Beatles - Here comes the sun
I feel like some crazy fan-boy always including Beatles songs in my blog posts but there generally is a Beatles song for every occasion. This could not be more evident as this song is arguably the best Summer themed song in existence. Enjoy.

I'll also be listening to these belters this summer 2012


The Ramones - California Sun
The Stranglers - Peaces
Deftones - My own summer (shove it)
The Kinks - Sunny afternoon
Otis Redding - Dock of the bay
The Ventures - Walk don't run
Beach Boys - Surfin USA
Guns n' Roses - Paradise City
Los Lobos - La Bamba (Don't pretend you don't love it)
Wolfmother - Vagabond
Two Door Cinema Club - Something good can work
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californiacation
Moby - Porcelain
David Guetta featuring Kid Cudi - Memories (Go ahead, look down on me. It's a tune)
Fatboy Slim - Sunset (Bird of Prey)
Coldplay - Paradise
Mumford & Sons - Little lion man
Stardust - Music sounds better with you
The Doors - Ghost song
The Stone Roses - I am the resurrection
The B52s - Rock Lobster!
The Foo Fighters - Times like these
Blur - To the end
R.E.M. - Shiny happy people
Weezer - Island in the sun
The Tornadoes - Bustin' Surfboards
Bob Marley - Sun is shining
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
The Cure - Just like heaven
 Calvin Harris - I'm not alone

Like my playlist? I don't blame you. Want to add more to it? All recommendations are very welcome. 
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The Magic of the album cover

We all have our interpretations of what a good album cover has to be. It has to catch the eye of the consumer & stand out on the shelves whilst shedding a positive light on the artists themselves. Pointless jargon aside I love album covers because essentially they inspire me. Album covers can change my perception of a song just by existing on my I-Tunes. You must have your own ideas of your own favourite album covers but here are a few of mine.

Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon
If you are familiar with this image then congratulations for being part of the human race. It's an extremely iconic album cover & one of the best ever. The album itself is also brilliant so if you haven't heard it already, go ahead & treat yourself. I would love to say that this album cover defines Pink Floyd and there would be an element of truth to that but the truth is their other album covers are equally as iconic. This cover though is the most recognisable.

Tom Waits - Rain Dogs
It's not his best album but arguably the best album artwork to be featured with his music, and it fits perfectly. Apparently the two characters in the picture are two Swedish women...who knew? But you cannot deny it's just an excellent piece of artwork.

Radiohead - In Rainbows
Radiohead are one of the few bands that really put a lot of effort into their album artwork. Every album stands out and that is helped by the wonderful images that have been created by their album artist Stanley Donwood. It would have been easy to mention OK Computer but In Rainbows stands out because of its incredible range of colours but also its an extremely underrated album. Listen to it.

Of course..
They can't all be winners but this is the essentially bad, more modern day album cover. A simple smile from the subject and bam we have ourselves a winner. It is obvious there is no creativity here. The music industry needs creative album covers right?

Wrong...
I'm not Lady Gaga's biggest critic but this is quintessentially one of the worst album covers I've ever laid my eyes on. I hate it & so do you.

What is your favourite album cover? Can you think of any worst album covers than what I've offered?
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Gimme a God damn Bassline!

The bass guitar is the most under-appreciated instrument in Popular music. I know this because I have never really understood the importance of a bloody good bassline in a song until I took a step backwards and really looked into what makes the bass guitar great. It provides the rhythm in which the rest of the band has to follow, the drums especially. The point is the bass is a vital part of any successful band no matter how present it may seem. What I have here is some solid evidence of how integral the bass guitar can be. Enjoy.

The Seinfeld theme tune 
This is just brilliant. Okay it may not be the finest example of the Base guitar in the music industry but it makes me happy. As a rookie radio presenter I can assure you that I will be using this as a bed for years to come.

Pink Floyd - One of these days
There is nothing to hate about this song. It's essentially the best example I could possibly think of concerning the bass guitar. Gilmour & Waters both take different bass guitars in this 6 minute homage to the Doctor Who soundtrack (Seriously listen in at 3.00). It blew my mind the first time I heard it & I haven't heard anything emulate it since. Fantastic.

Queen- Another one bites the dust
 For me is an anthem. Unless you're what I like to call "Music deficient" or you're a baby I doubt you would not be aware of this riff. I rarely listen to this song thanks to Gladiators in the 1990s playing it incessantly but I can appreciate how brilliant it truly is.

Muse - Hysteria
As a hardcore Muse fan I was always going to include this. It's astonishing how this manages to exist as a riff and not something that was created by a computer, its simply inhuman. Sure this song has been over-saturated by adverts for macheesmo action films staring guys like Vin Diesel and Jason Statham but I really believe this is something the British music industry can be proud of.

The Beatles - Taxman
I don't feel like this song needs an introduction but here is a brief one. This is The Beatles & this is Taxman which has the most infectious bassline possibly ever and possibly the finest song George Harrison has ever written. Enjoy it with caution.

These are a few of my favourites, I'm sure you have yours so let me know what yours are on my Twitterooni - @Citizen_Kelbel 

Venting frustrations: Code blue

Last August the UK watched as riots took over its capital Cities as havoc & anarchy dominated the streets of London, Birmingham & Manchester. Strictly speaking it made me extremely angry with society but since then the topic seems to have been ignored and put to one side. Step forward Plan B.

Although the mainstream media has turned a blind eye to the subject, Ben Drew hasn’t. The one time soul singer returned to his Rap roots with the release of “Ill Manors”.  The song in itself is somewhat of a tune but the content and the message involved is provoking and aggressive at the same time as it aims at David Cameron, the Olympics, street culture and the overall perception of lower classed youths in the UK. Ill Manors has been described as “The first great mainstream protest song in years” which is scarily accurate. The riots were over 9 months ago and no artist seems to have tackled the subject. When I was watching the events unfold I felt physically sick and I took to Twitter as quick as I could I vented my frustrations until my fingertips were sore.

None of what I did made any form of difference but that’s because I’m not an artist with any desirable talent, which makes me wonder. Where are the so called trend setters? Justin Bieber has 16 million Twitter followers why hasn’t he recorded anything since this has happened? It’s because mainstream artists are too busy cashing in to care but unfortunately they could really make a difference in the youth of today.

What Plan B is doing is brave. Not many radio stations want to get behind him because many areas are considered to be “Blue” and won’t respond positively to his music. In terms of sales it is a risky move but unlike many mainstream artists Plan B is rapping about subjects that matter to him. Artists like Public Enemy & Rage against the Machine stood for something and Plan B is on par with those in terms of his subject matter.

Sad fact is that Plan B is popular but he isn’t a trend setter. The video for Ill Manors has only 2 Million views which is nothing compared to many other mainstream artists. Plan B does not have such a universal appeal so therefore his message will go unheeded but at least he is trying to make the slightest bit of difference. One thing is certain is that although Plan B is considered a mainstream artist; it’s not all about the money with him.

Feature: A Fish called Joseph Kony

So Londis and Gentlemen if you have been living within the confounds of a rock or you simply have things going on in your life, then you may not be aware of who or what Joseph Kony is so I’ll enlighten you.

Joseph Kony is a Ugandan rebel leader and head of the LRA (Lord’s resistance army) who has a distinct tendency to steal children in their sleep to train them up as soldiers for his cause. This started the “Kony 2012” campaign by Invisable children Inc which involves “making Kony famous” via social media. (Just watch the darn video!)

Now if you have watched that or just got the jist of I can only assume you are up to date. So this whole situation has exploded my Twitter and Facebook homepages and after sitting through 30 minutes of it I have to admit, I was sold. I don’t usually buy into propaganda, and it is propaganda but this time I did because it was positive subject matter for a change.

The video itself is a well crafted mini documentary and it pleads its case well. It uses all the classic persuasive media language, such as the innocent child and images of people suffering etcetera etcetera and I especially love the way it forces the viewer to feel like they are part of some kind of rebellion because well everybody loves a good rebellion.

It begs the viewer to participate by simply spreading the word which of course many will oblige to because it’s free and requires no effort.  So the instructions are clear, and those who are simply talking about it are helping the situation because it survives on publicity alone.  Many of us were sold in the first ten minutes and many people neglected to research the campaign but it is a legit social media force.

There are a few factors that I found astounding about this though. First of all I’m amazed that people actually sat though half an hour of what is essentially an advert and what is amazing Is the amount of people actually seem to give a rats ass about something that does not concern them. You often find that humanity can be fucked up at times, but it truly was enlightening to see how many people actually cared.

What wasn’t as amazing was the small amount of people who denounce the campaign and those who could sit there and watch the video and call it dumb. So Stephen Fry gets behind it and so yes it most certainly must be a dumb concept to spread peace. Equally annoying are those who use this as an opportunity to leap on a pedestal and literally dictate those who simply don’t care about the campaign. Telling people how to think and feel is something I am opposed to, but caring about one simple internet campaign should not make you an exceptional person; it should just make you simply “a person”. You are not a revolutionist by participating in the event; you are just a half decent human being. Ignoring other global concerns makes you a terrible person altogether lets be fair.

From a personal perspective, I do not see the harm in supporting the project. As a pacifist, I am behind anything that promotes peace. It does not kill to take time out from re-blogging pictures of half naked girls on Tumblr, asking your friends for “a wee para” on Facebook or Tweeting about 1Direction to talk about the campaign and let it be known.  I don’t see myself plastering pictures of Joseph Kony around my hometown but I am interested to see whether something can happen concerning his arrest. It may restore my faith in charity work and if money donated can be utilised correctly then all the hype will be worth it. 

Feature: Overweight jokes are as easy as Pie

I've always been somewhat of a fan of Adele ever since she released her debut album 19 back in 2009. She wasn't and will never be my cup of tea but I have always admired the fact she seemed to embrace the idea of well... writing and performing her own music. Also the fact she was unconventionally chubby was a plus because looks are at least 99% of their appeal.

So in the last year she has become the vocal point of British pop music which was evident at this years annual Brit awards as she scooped two awards and a couple of Grammies, not to mention the countless number of weeks her album "21" was in the charts and the amount of times you would hear "Never mind I'll find someone like yuuuuuuu" on every single motherlicking commercialised radio station in these British isles.  This isn't a Biography on Adele but merely as observation but I digress to my original point, which was that I practically admired her even from her transition from relatively unknown to superstar.

So this past Tuesday at The Brits, on she comes to accept her second award of the night and bam she is interrupted by James Cordon as he informs her that they are "running out of time". So off we cut to Blur who won the achievement award.

Needless to say this has caused an uproar within the British Media and social media. Many claim "It was a disgrace that Adele was cut off". Many go as far as to say that Blur aren't as "good" as Adele and should never have been given the award. On the other side of the fence there is the fact that Blur have been around since the 90s and hell yeah they should cut into Adele's speech because she is "a fat bitch"

Merely observing everybody's reaction has been somewhat of a fun experience for me. There are those who have biased opinions, those who have mixed opinions and then there are those who have no clue what they are talking about. It was a fun experience because people got so irate over the situation and it wasn't necessary.

Here is a  fact for you,  Adele had won an award, didn't really need a second acceptance speech, don't disregard this. ITV could have prolonged the programming, simple resolution no? How about if we weren't made to sit through One Direction's scripted interview? "We did this for the fans"..Of course you did fellas! Not for your bank balance, no way.

For me all of the above were valid points. I would also point out that there were an overbearing amount of advertisements throughout the broadcast. Two of which, possibly more included Adele! So if we had less of that then perhaps Adele may not have been cut off in such a manner. If you look at it this way though, Adele has had a helluva lot of airtime in the past year, compare this to Blur's and well.. you can't because its unfathomable.

I liked the way Adele handled it though. Sticking two fingers up towards the stage is the perfect way for adults to behave. Which sounds sarcastic but actually it is the norm in today's standards. What is unsettling is the amount of kids who listen to her music who now will believe that it was a perfectly valid way to express themselves. At this point, I admire her to a lesser extent, and it isn't because she is overweight.

Blur were brilliant though after this little mishap. I felt like Damon Alburn's vocals were a little ropey which was something many others picked up on but overall it was a fantastic performance. Song 2 gave me goosebumps and when they brought Phil Daniels on stage to perform Parklife I was almost close to having a seizure. The giant Kebab aside the performance wasn't exceptional, it was simply standard Blur and they raised the bar. Its just a shame nobody else will attempt to reach it.

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Apples and pears and other such variations of fruits.

Music:

Noel Gallagher says “NME are searching through my wheelie bins”. You just can’t keep the Manchster genius of rock from commenting on things irrelevant to what he is doing, same deal for his brother too. Why can’t Liam Gallagher just enjoy retirement? Just find a little cottage and sing some John Lennon songs, without releasing them as his own work.

The upsetting factor here is that I am somewhat of a fan of the Gallaghers’ but gee whizz do they rustle my jimmies. They are in a different world than all the celebrity folk you hear about in women’s magazines but if you look at the context of what they are saying here you’d realise it’s nothing more than idol gossip.

I know I’m not the only one but why is Chris Brown still in the chart music industry? And why do his fans continue to justify him when obviously he clearly destroyed Rihanna’s face?

Football:

I only ever talk about Football. All other sports are alien to me. I tried watching American Football but it was like watching Rugby on Meth in the middle of Soho. Then Madonna came out and nearly burst through my screen with her veins, and I don’t even have a 3D TV.

What I do know is Football but what I don’t know is how Arsene Wenger is in a job. 7 years without a trophy is perfectly valid… if you’re the manager of Yeovil. However, a multi-millionaire club and one of the biggest franchises in European football is not the ideal platform to not perform. He was a very successful manager however some bad decisions concerning transfers have cost him dearly. He failed to replace Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri with anybody in that calibre and oh deary me has it cost him, but its okay cause there is always next year right? Wrong! If this was Chelsea or Liverpool there is no way this would happen, the manager concerned would have been sacked quicker than you can say “We’re a subpar Football team”

People say “You have to feel sorry for Arsenal fans!” Well actually, you don’t when you’re a Newcastle fan so let’s talk about how unfair life is when you’re relegated and knocked out of the FA Cup by Stevenage and Brighton in two respective seasons. Now, Arsenal fans are being criticised for openly jeering their one time great manager disregarding the fact they pay a hefty sum to get into the Emirates just to watch Robin Van Persie do all the work.  People have been fired for much less, boot out Arsene before the situation deteriorates would be my advice but its actually funny to see the decline of a once great Football club.

Speaking of Newcastle, aren’t we doing great this year?

Film:

I need to watch Girl with the Dragon Tattoo when it is released on DVD. I have pretty much fell in love with Rooney Mara and you know its true love when you are still infatuated with the sheer image of her as a burly man hating fuck-nut. I may have to read the books prior to watching the film but the book the book would mean I would have to use my imagination, which is something I’m already doing.

I have purchased the following DVD’s:

·         The Village

·         The Holy Grail

·         Apocalypse now

·         Deer Hunter

·         Panic Room

And they had best be good because they cost me the best part of a tenner but they all seem like interesting films. I purchased The Village only because it has John Hurt in it and also the fact it cost me a pound.

 I also sat down and watched Monster last night which if you didn’t know, is the film about female serial killer Aileen Wuornos played by Charlize Theron . It was a fantastic film to watch when you’re bored, possibly not one you would show on a date or if you are trying to impress anyone but I digress, it shocked me and of course there is always that kicker “Based on true events”. It adds that extra spice to any film and essentially it worked in respect to Monster.

Books:

I’m currently reading “Misery” by Stephen King at this point in time and it is also worth a read. The book is about a writer who is involved in a car crash and is saved by a rather unbalanced former nurse who literally tortures the poor bloke and manipulates him into writing a dead character back into one of his novels. What amazes me about this film is how in depth Stephen King can be about a woman who is clearly fucked in the head and how she deals with this cripple who is not even able to urinate in his own free will. I can’t wait to get this out of the way to watch the film.

TV:

I hardly watch Television but I was made to watch Jeremy Kyle in America yesterday and it too amazed me. Whenever I witness one of the American chat shows like Maury or Dr.Phil I had always thought that they were set up, pantomime as it were but it seems like that’s not the case at all.

A lot of Americans are clearly just idiots, which is something I know a lot of people conclude with in regards to our “cousins across the pond” as they put it but yes I’m here to confirm they are just complete Goons.  Jeremy Kyle proves this because essentially he is somewhat of a moron too but you always get the sense that he is genuine in his work and the people who appear on the show are exactly the same as they are on other chat shows. Loud, moronic and eccentric in general and with this in mind I highly doubt a trip to America will be on the cards anytime soon, not that they all act like that.

This also doesn’t rule out that most people who appear on the English version of Jeremy Kyle aren’t complete cretins either.  And cretins is not a word I use enough but the world is perfectly adequate to describe these people who carelessly crawl out of the sewer just to bitch about their relationships in front of 9 million people.

In General:

Why does everybody wear Chinos now? It’s like the world is consumed by indie kids but they are not indie kids.

Why am I seeing Paul’s boutique employees everywhere? That brand seems to be a big hit with 13 year old girls but none of them seem to realise its actually Spanish for “A whale’s vagina”.

Adverts persist on featuring slow versions of pop songs. Is it just me who is realising this?

You can call it a comeback but a lot of people are tweeting in the 3^rd person. This was something I believed to be extinct like the Dodo, Arsenal’s title dreams and other various things that cease to exist.

Quote of the times - "You're a Jerk!" - Tom Cruise 

I hope this has been a learning experience for you.  I will be posting more things when I get the time, in the mean time why not treat yourself to a meal sandwich which is a sandwich I invented which consists of Beans, Chips and a Cumberland sausage in a white crusty roll.

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